Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Incredible Man Reappears in Athens, GA. After 40-Years




Incredible Man Reappears in Athens, GA. After 40-Years 
July 20, 2014
Fontana Free Press
J. Glenn Eugster




Residents alerted the Athens, Georgia Police Department this morning after "The Incredible Man" reappeared on Pulaski Street after an absence of over 40 years.  The man, estimated to be nearly ten feet tall, had been seen on occasion decades ago chasing young children, chickens and sorority girls from the University of GA.  His reappearance shocked locals who had been led to believe that the bizarre man had either been incarcerated, hired by a carnival, or was attending an Ivy League college.  Although the man's smile and gestures seemed friendly his size, distorted proportions and wild hair caused deep concern among the typically sleepily and slow neighborhood residents.  When police arrived at the scene the man was gone.  Some area residents believe the man was looking for a house, once called "Tortilla Flat", which has since been removed.

Support Grows for Pinelands Fed from Philadelphia


Support Grows for Pinelands Fed from Philadelphia
J. Glenn Eugster
Fontana Free Press
October 30, 2012




News of the appointment of federal Pinelands Commissioner Joseph DiBello spread rapidly through the Pine Barrens recently.  Support for DiBello seemed to be swelling up and down the rivers and streams.  One group canoeing the Great Egg offered heart support for the life-long "Anti-Fed Fed".  "Joe's good. He's been around and treats people fairly.  You can count on him.  He's not like those other guys.  He has a good marriage and loves his family.  He knows how to talk with people.  Success follows him around like the Jersey Devil", said members of the group who asked not to be identified since they were "working" the day they were interviewed. 

Up a Tree

Up a Tree
J. Glenn Eugster
Fontana Free Press,
September 2, 2011


When I was a younger man living in Atlanta, married and with a daughter, I lost my job one year because I held out for a bigger raise.  My spouse wanted me to get more money and after being offered a nice raise she urged me to go in and ask for more--and tell my boss that unless I got more I would leave.   He said fine and I left unemployed.  So how was it for you dear?
 Looking for work I offered my landscaping services to people through a newspaper ad.  I got a call about cutting down a damaged tree and arranged to do the worked in a suburb of Atlanta.  I arrived to find a pine tree leaning over a split level home.  It was a job I hadn't performed before but we needed the money so I agreed to take it down even though I didn't have the skill or the insurance to cover the work. 
I looked it over, and over, and over, pondering my next move.  Then I remembered that my Uncle Joe knew how to cut trees.  I called him on the phone and told him of the situation.  He verbally walked me through what I needed to do to bring the tree down.  I tied the tree top, roped it around another tree, and pulled it back far enough so that when I cut it the tree would fall missing the house.  
Uncle Joe was clear on what I had to do and with my heart pounding I did what he told me.  I cut a little, pulled hard, and then cut some more.  I must have spent an hour pulling and cutting, pulling and cutting, being careful not to cut too much into the tree trunk so as to drop the tree on the house. 
I kept at it until it was about two or three feet from where it needed to fall.  With my hands now blistered and raw from cutting and pulling I cut the trunk far enough to be able to pull it hard enough to bring it down.  It missed the roof with about 18" to spare.  I was joyous and called Uncle Joe to tell him of the success I experienced.  Once I calmed down I cut-up the rest of the tree, got my check and headed home.
These days I negotiate my own salary and pay others to cut trees down.  Uncle Joe is in another place and I need to be careful what I say yes to.


Uncle Joe

Uncle Joe
October 2011
J. Glenn Eugster
Fontana Free Press








Joe Stazweski graduated from Roslyn High School, NY in 1941. He served as a
Corporal in the 592nd Army Air Force Base Unit from 1943 to 1946. While serving he
received a Good Conduct Medal, World War II Victory Medal, and American Service
Medal. After the military he worked for H.C. Bohack, and various landscape
maintenance companies planting and pruning trees and shrubs. In retirement he and his
look-time companion helped to raise funds for a Lutheran Church by collecting cans and
bottles for recycling. He remains famous at that same church for his clam chowder.

Joe enjoyed making homemade wine, singing songs of all kinds, fishing, rooting for the
NY Yankees, bowling, playing cards, betting on horses at the Roosevelt Racetrack, and
helping family, friends and neighbors. His sense of humor, generosity and straightforward
style endeared him to everyone. Every week be brought flowers home to his
companion. He enjoyed visiting friends and relatives on The East End of Long Island,
NY and enjoying cold beer.

He was my uncle and always had my back. He took me to my first western-musical movie,
gave me bottles of homemade Dandelion wine, taught me how to prune trees
and sing songs from Pittsburg, PA. and Germany. Uncle Joe passed over in 2011 but

he, and his memory, is survived by many.

Monday, June 16, 2014

Laurel Lane

Laurel Lane
June 15, 2014
J. Glenn Eugster

As we crossed the railroad tracks and drove along the two-lane road toward our new home I knew that more than our address had changed.  Laurel, NY was a the hamlet my parents chose to buy their first home in.  Located almost ten miles east of Riverhaed on Long Island’s North Fork  the community we were about to call home was famous for the potato harvest and summer tourism.  What struck me right away about this area was there weren’t many people around.  

Laurel Lane was one of the road we took from 25 A East  to Peconic Bay Blvd. and eventually our home on North Oakwood Road.  More than any other road Laurel Lane made an impression on me.  The road was long, straight and for the most part without homes.  As we made a left turn on to the Lane, across from the Laurel Post Office, there were three homes and some outbuildings.  A short distance beyond these buildings there was a railroad crossing and a potato warehouse.  After you crossed the line there were no buildings only potato and strawberry fields and one wood lot.

The year we arrived in Laurel I was on my way to entering the 4th grade.  I wasn’t worldly but we had lived on Waldo Street and South St. in East Hills just off Glen Cove Road.  It was a suburban part of Nassau County with a constant stream of cars,  taverns with shuffleboard tables, teenage girls standing under street lights and lots of houses with people.  While in East Hills we regularly traveled short distances north to visit my mother’s family in Greenvale, and south to visit my father’s family in Westbury.  Each trip made my head swivel as I took in the sights, sounds and smells of this part of New York.

My memories of Laurel and the North Fork are considerable and for the most part my parents decisions to go east brought good things into my life.  The 50’s and 60’s were an exciting and challenging time to be growing up and Laurel shaped much of who I am.  Since our parents died in 1979 I rarely get back to visit the area that I lived in from the time I was 7 until 19 years old.  Many changes have occurred in Laurel and on the North Fork and it isn’t for me to judge whether the changes are for better or for worse.  Laurel Lane seems to have retained a good deal of its character over the last 60 years and a real or imagined visit to this road gives me a chance to reminisce about how wonderful things were back then.  More often than not we sort our subconscious and hang on to the good times while we archive the times that weren’t so good.

Laurel Lane helped define what this place meant to me.   Although it wasn’t the most interesting route on the North Fork it became familiar and comforting to me.  Time and time again when we traveled west to visit civilization it was the last right turn we made before we arrived at home.  More than the scattered development along route 25 A it was the potato landscape that I would learn to know and love.   The farms on both side were constant reminders of the seasons bringing the sweetness of spring and aroma of freshly turned soil.  Whether I walked, rode a bike, or drove with the windows open the road always had a different feel to it.

As I explored Laurel and the surrounding communities I traveled on dirt roads, along the edges of and across farm fields, meandered along trails that were barely visible, and on the railroad tracks.  Moving across the ground, often with the experienced naturalists Dave and Steve Nostrom, I was able to see, hear, taste and feel the place that I called home.  It was more about experiencing the routes than getting from one place to another.  The ultimate destination may have been the reason for my trip but the journey was oh, so much more important.

Over the 11 years I lived in Laurel I came in contact with many of the Laurel Lane experiences.  The road and what it reminds me of remains vivid.  At the 25A end of the Lane I recall the Post Office with Charlotte the Post Master, and her penny candies.  I would eventually get to know Curtis Francis and Roscoe Strickland who lived in houses on or nearby the Lane.   I would play soccer in high school for two years with Roscoe and never stopped being impressed with his talent, wisdom and sense of humor. 

I recall the sound of the  potato packing house when the summer-fall harvest was in.  The sweet smell of the soil and the spuds, along with the sounds of the workers brought a burst of life to part of the Lane.  Across the tracks from the potato fields I recall sitting with Eddie Bauman and Ricky Elliott and listening to them identify cars in the dark based on their lights and the sounds they made.  Nearby Steve Nostrum and I would crawl in a serpentine manner along the rows of the strawberry fields eating the fresh berries until our hands and mouth were red and our stomachs swollen.

Occasionally we would make a left at the intersection between the lane and the railroad track and walk the rails until they came to another less traveled unpaved road which ultimately connected with North Oakwood Road. This route went by the “Haunted House” which always gave me a scary rush as we walked by.

Laurel Lane continued through the farm fields eventually passing a woodlot on the left.  The lot was thick with understory and canopy vegetation which made it a place to relieve yourself if you needed to do so.  It was also a place to be wary of since others used its protection and privacy for other purposes.

Across from the woodlot was a farm road that led to a gas pump for farm vehicles.  The road also led to paths along the edge of the farms eventually leading to North Oakwood Road.  If it wasn’t dark this was the most direct route home.  On occasion there were large piles of potatoes behind some hedgerows with signs warning people not to eat them. 

Laurel Lane gradually intersected with the Peconic Bay Blvd which connected Riverhead with Mattituck.  The Lane continued a short distance until it dead-ended at the Great Peconic Bay.  Several manicured seasonal homes were along this portion of the Lane, one of which had a large privet hedge to screen and protect the property.  The end of the road at the edge of the Bay was 10-15 feet above the small beach below and offered a window of the Peconic and its shorefront.

The end of the Lane was also a place where Dave Janisko and I slaughtered dozens of horseshoe crabs in a fit of environmental ignorance;  Steve and I would float on small icebergs;  Pete Lutz and I would use one night as an escape route from angry neighbors; and I would talk with an old flame in her car, well into the night, until the police came looking for her.  


A right turn onto Laurel Lane from Peconic Bay Blvd. was also a reminder of what it felt like to leave North Oakwood Road and Laurel.  Driving north toward 25A often gave me a sense of freedom but the feeling was never as comfortable as the same drive going south.  Perhaps arriving was shaped by the newness of the place, my youth and innocence, and the excitement of the wonderful rural landscape.  No matter, the connections I made with the people, places and events of Laurel remain whether I am near or afar.

Saturday, March 15, 2014

Reflecting on Furloughs






Reflecting Furloughs
J. Glenn Eugster
October 3, 2013





I worked for the federal government from 1976 until 2008 and I believe that I witnessed everything at least twice. The feds were furloughed 17 times during my career. The longest time was in 1996 when we were out for 21 days. Most of the time it was no big deal because the work belonged to us and we decided where and when it would be done. True the government and Congress own the buildings, desks, cars, phones, copy machines and computers, but the work has always belonged to the workers.

Early in my time the President hired Jim Watt to lead the Department of Interior. His approach was to threaten everyone with a "reduction in force". Frankly that administration didn't believe what we were doing was necessary. The threats worked and 12 of my staff of 15 left voluntarily for fear that they would be "reduced". From that experience we were more determined not to let politically-motivated people take our jobs from us. You see we were public servants and we believed in the idea of working in the interest of the public. The free-market system can do a lot of things but it cannot represent the public interest in America.

Some days during this period the situation was dismal. Once, with a death-wish in our heart, we organized a workers-strike--complete with a signed resolution, and walked off the job one afternoon. Luckily we reconsidered before anyone knew we were gone.

When we recovered from the Watt years we accepted the fact than many federal agency managers were mean-spirited with agendas which were more political that public. We grew our budget to over 2 million dollars and hired a staff of 43. We recruited people who believed that their work was important. Our belief was grounded in our legislative mandates and the strong support we received from state, local and private leaders across the U.S.

When you are working as a fed and a furlough comes it turns-you-around. Some people find the experience not worth the trouble and move on to the private sector or other levels of government. For those of us that braved the storms of uncertainty we took refuge in our belief that it is an honor to serve our country and the work was what made the good times and the hard times worth it.

Those on furlough today need to use their down-time to think about what motivates their interest in federal service beyond a job or a paycheck. Finding a job is easy. Finding a job that makes a difference and that you have a passion for is more of a challenge. No matter what, until you decide differently, the work belongs to you.